MidbrowArt - Flogging the Log

Hi. How you doing so far? Still reading these? Ahhh, that's cute. Why don't you call me anymore? Was it because I asked you to lick my balls? Hey, I just thought it would be fun for you, what can I say? I mean, come on, I let you pat my Buddha-like beer belly, didn't I? Yeah, yeah, I know, that wasn't exactly high on your wish list, either, but, you know, I just thought it would bring you luck. Sigh. Okay, so maybe we got off on the wrong foot. I won't ask you to lick my balls again.

So...are you sure you don't want to lick my balls?

© Terry Donovan 2003-2007