MidbrowArt - Who the Hell is Terry Donovan?

"Very creative!" - The psychiatrist who interpreted my Rorschach test
"Disassociative Disorder." - Diagnosis based on the Minnesota Multi-phasic Inventory (MMPI)
"My butt hurts." - me

Veni. Vedi. Comaneci. *

I'm originally from North Dakota. The state has managed to thrive without my presence.

I'm mostly self-taught as far as photography - well, not exactly true. The Time-Life series on photography was one of my closest friends in high school.

I'm also fairly ignorant regarding art history. I'm relatively certain that Mike Angelo did not use a digital camera on that there Cistern Chaparral. And that Leo Duh Vinchi made one hell of a butter carving of Davy and Goliath.

I have the emotional maturity and attention span of a pubescent boy who's discovered a stash of good porn and the joys of teasing the trouser snake. But I've got fewer hormones, more fat, and much smaller metaphorical balls.

Almost nothing is sacred to me. Except Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. And dogs. Don't fuck with dogs. They're Divine creatures.

* I came. I saw. Romanian gymnast.

Who says North Dakotans aren't progressive?

© Terry Donovan 2003-2009