MidbrowArt

Recipe for Cheese Pizza:

Look up the phone number for your favorite pizza delivery place
Call them
If they're a busy place, you may be put on hold - DON'T PANIC!
After you're off hold, say you want to place an order for delivery
Give them your phone number and address when they ask for it
Order the appropriate sized cheese pizza (usually the largest size they make is good for at most 2 people - unless one of them has an eating disorder - just ignore their wishes, lack of excessive body fat causes psychoses)
Hang up and wait for the pizza to be delivered
Answer the door when your hear the knock or doorbell (if you're really hairy and obese, the delivery people appreciate it when you answer in the nude - add some growling sounds and they can pretend they're delivering to a real bear!)
Pay the delivery person and receive your pie - be sure to tip them well! (Unless you answered in the nude - because they probably appreciated that more than money!)

Don't ask me what that has to do with these pictures.